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Help Me! - Unisex Tee

Help Me! - Unisex Tee

  • $ 20.00

TERROR HAS NO SHAPE...but you sure as hell will in our latest shirt, which pays tribute to everyone's favorite pink, amorphous nightmare from beyond the stars: THE BLOB! You'll be shapely, stylish, and impervious to everything but frigid temperatures in this high-quality, super soft 100% ring-spun cotton shirt from Tultex which, as it turns out, is actually screen-printed in the dangerous depths of outer space! That's right, can scream, you can beg, and you can avoid laundry day if you buy more than one...but when THE BLOB comes to town, you're all doomed!
Chuck Russell's gristly and goopy 1988 reimagining of the 1958 classic is one of our favorite sci-fi/horror creature features--rife with impressive effects, insidious government agencies, and Kevin Dillon's hair--and we're proud to wear pink in celebration of this unstoppable, insatiable menace.

Available in S - 3XL

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